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My Loyal Companion


Black, but recognizable.
Small but big enough for the week.

lørdag den 15. november 2008

About Leaving 12 Hours Early to Arrive 2 Hours Late

Czech Airlines OK 0509 Copenhagen Prague OK 0690 Prague - Barcelona 21 (and 22!) September 2008

I needed a full Monday at client site outside Barcelona. Unfortunately SpanAir has a virtual monopoly on direct flights to Barcelona from Copenhagen, and only 2 daily flights; at 8.30 and at 14.00. So even taking the "first flight out" means not getting to my final destination until well after noon.

Decided to sacrifice my Sunday evening at home, and get going. Only feasible possibility was to fly over Prague with Czech Airlines. The connection seemed excellent, and the total travel time would be around four and a half hours, not bad compared to 3 hours for a direct.

We were delayed out of Copenhagen, and the connection was very tight (landing 20.20, flying out 20.55) but as I was flying on with the same airline, I was confident that they would either wait or help me get from one flight to the other quickly (or both!).

Czech Airlines produced no such service. On the contrary; I was required to pass through security, which took about 15 min. Why is it not possible to transfer when travelling between 3 countries in the European Union? When I reached the gate, the plane was still there, but the staff informed me it was closed, and there was nothing they could do, I had to go to the service desk.

The Czech Airline service desk was tired and could not care less.


In the queue I met several passengers from the Copenhagen flight. Two French ladies started crying, as it became clear it would take them at least 36 hours to reach their final destination. Others (myself included) just got plain angry. The two staff on duty dealt with one passenger at a time, issuing vouchers for evening meals, hotels and new tickets, something they obviously have quite some experience with. Got my vouchers (They put me in the Marriott Courtyard, a decent hotel at least, and no bus or other travel required, as it is literally 100 meters from the arrivals hall).

I was issued a new ticket for 10.30 Monday morning. I said it was “too late and unacceptable”. He didn’t even look up, just said: “You have to accept it. You have no choice”.

And he was right. I had no choice but to accept it. So, long story short: I went out of may way, sacrificing my personal time to arrive at client site early, but ended up arriving 2 hours later than I would have, had I spend the night at home in my own bed and taken the regular 8.30 SpanAir flight… Tried that, but wont again.

Why I will do (almost) anything to not check in my bag...

British Airways 2489 Barcelona - Gatwick 2914 Gatwick - Manchester
25 September 2008

I only travelled this route over Gatwick because I desperately want to avoid Heathrow. On the Monday, my colleague Miss W travelled Edinburgh – Heathrow – Barcelona with British Air. When she arrived in Barcelona, her suitcase did not. BA assured her, that it would be delivered to her hotel that same evening. That didn’t happen. Not Tuesday either, and Wednesday she was travelling to Manchester (again over Heathrow) and called the airline to inform, that she would pick it up at Barcelona airport herself.

When she arrived at the airport, the airline had not bothered to go through the trouble of identifying her back, but send her to a big warehouse to find it herself. She did, slightly damaged, but it was there. She then went to the counter to check it in for the flight to Manchester, and had to hand over her suitcase again. Arriving in Manchester, the suitcase was missing, presumably in Heathrow.

Statistically I don’t think that is even a remote possibility! Also, what kind of airline does not plaster a suitcase that has been lost for 3 days with orange PRIORITY stickers and make sure it isn’t lost again? Well British Air sure didn’t seem to care…

Watch this space for an update on Miss W’s misadventures in reimbursement…


PS: Just for the record: I have never lost my bag, and that is because I never check it in...

"It's for Security, Mam"

BA 2489 Barcelona - Gatwick
BA 2914 Gatwick – Manchester
22 October 2008

At the gate, 2 BA people were acting British Boarder Control. An Asian family had their passports scrutinised and a teenage son was questioned regarding his resident status. I find this practice somewhat disturbing, and don’t understand exactly what qualifies cabin personnel to act as border control. If I had been through the same treatment, I would no doubt find it degrading and also a lack of protection of my personal rights. I just don’t think it is ok that an airhostess questions travellers on such personal matters. I am aware that airlines are somehow responsible for passengers having valid travel documents, but does that really give them the right to ask people about their residence status, job, education etc?

Next stop was the Spanish border control. This guy was alone, he wore a uniform that made it clear that he was a public employee, and furthermore, he greeted everybody with a smile and a casual wave. And I mean that in the nicest possible sense!


I had to change flight in Gatwick. Never seem to be a direct flight between Barcelona and Manchester when I need one. (British Air, Monarch and BMIBaby do fly direct, but unfortunately never on the date or time that I need!).

Anyways; It is not possible to transfer directly i.e. “inside” the airport, so you have to walk out through passport control, out through luggage claim and then go up 2 floors to check in again.

In Gatwick, security check is no laughing matter. First, you get photographed, and the picture is linked to your boarding card. Then the regular security thing; PC out of bag, jackets and belt off, and plastic bag with liquids visible. And they have a special machine, just for checking footwear! Unfortunately, you have to remove your shoes to put them through the machine, and as there is only one, this can be quite a bottleneck. At all 3 steps do you show you boarding pass, and at the picture-stand, also your passport.

As you might know, Gatwich airport gates are organized in clusters at the end of a number of piers. To access the pier and waiting area, you must show you Boarding card yet again, and your live image must match the picture taken at general security to gain access.

At the gate, I had to show both Boarding card and passport again, and thus got slightly annoyed, when the cabin staff also insisted on checking my Boarding pass. They informed me, that it was “for security”.

What a relief! Who needs border control, bombs-in shoes detecting devices, pictures and X-rays, when you can have your boarding pass checked by a British Airways air hostess!

When Monarch Air is delayed, it is really delayed

SAS Manchester - Copenhagen 22 October 2008

My flight was scheduled for 13.50, and I arrived at the airport around 12.45. No delay in sight, but couldn’t help but notice, that a Monarch flight scheduled for 8 AM take of that same morning was still on the screen, expected take-off 14.00(!) I knew that my colleague Mr. B was scheduled to fly home to Barcelona on that flight, and for a second considered calling him to keep him company for some of the wait, but quickly decided against it. I can only imagine how furious he must have been. I talked to him later in the evening, when he could confirm the story, and also tell me that there had been no information regarding the delay during his more than 6 hour wait, and stranded passengers had been offered no more than a sandwich voucher.

I belive, that according to EU regulations, Airlines are requeired to offer either reimbursement or a new flight after 6 hours of delay. Maybe I should look into that...

On-line check-in is Great - When it Works

SpanAir JK 032 Copenhagen - Barcelona 10 November 2008

Web-check still not working properly. Had to call my travel agent on Sunday to get the 8 digit Airline reservation code to be able to check in online. Wondering why Spanair still asks for the 5 digit confirmation code…

But at least now I know what works, so I am able to check in online and avoid the queue at the airport. Unfortunately, despite Spanair being owned by SAS, their systems don’t talk together, and the SAS self-check in machines didn’t recognize any bookings in my name (The Spanair website lets you print a boarding card in pdf format, but conveniently avoids to inform its passengers, that they aren’t accepted by security in CPH airport).

I asked an SAS person which was the allocated service counter this morning, and was told that I could just go to security with my SAS/ Star alliance frequent flyer card. I mentioned to her that if the check in machines didn’t recognize my card, security probably wouldn’t either. She failed to see the problem, and I gave up, and picked the baggage drop-off counter with the shortest queue to ask for a boarding pass.

He tried to make me check my trolley, but fortunately let me keep it.

Take off about 15 min delayed, no explanation from the pilot once in the air. We hit the ground in Barcelona at 11.40. and spend about 10 min in taxi. It was 12 o’clock before we all got out and into the 2 busses, then a 5 min drive to the terminal, so it was 12.10, before I could step into the taxi queue. Not what I was hoping for, as planned arrival is 11.20. It just got to be possible to do better than that.

Nap Interrupted

SpanAir JK 031 Barcelona - Copenhagen 7 November 2008

I could hardly believe it: No delays were announced during the small hour I spend in the airport. I have come to fear the monitors, as delays seem to be more the rule than the exception on this flight. Great! We actually managed to both take off and land at the scheduled time. Fantastic!

I was knackered after a long week, and was looking forward to a little nap on the way home. All went according to plan, until a flight attendant decided to re-arrange the contents of the overhead compartment, and dropped 2 jackets on top of my head!

Code for On-line Check-in

SpanAir JK 032 Copenhagen – Barcelona 3 November 2008.

Normally, it is possible to check in to SpanAir flights through their web page up to 72 hours before tack-off. –Nice service, I like it!

However this weekend, I was meet by a message that on-line check-in would only be possible 4 hours before take off on November 2nd and 3rd.

Just before leaving my house at 06.45, I tried again, but kept getting an “passenger not found” error message. I even called my travel agent to make sure that the ticket had been paid for, and got the e-ticket number just in case.

At Copenhagen Airport, SAS self check-in also gave me an error message, and I was forced to go to the service counter. (SAS owns SpanAir, and as they are both Star Alliance, their systems are normally linked).

I got checked in without problems. The attendant couldn’t explain to me what the problem was, only that several passengers on the same flight had similar issues.

One of the great things about checking in online, is that you can walk on board with your carry-on, no questions asked. The lady at the counter forced me to check in my small suitcase, and already at that time I knew that would cost me at least 30 min. in Barcelona.

Anyways, well on board and ready to go almost on time, but for some reason the actual take-off was 30 min delayed.

It was 11.50 by the time we landed in Barcelona. Unfortunately, no gate provided, so shuttle bus took us to the terminal. (there must be a pattern for when a flight is allocated direct gate access, and when shuttle busses are used, but for this flight, it seems to be fairly random).

That was another 15 min lost. Waiting for luggage 30 min (adding on the 15 min spend in the shuttle bus, that means luggage handling time of 45 min. I am not impressed. So all in all, it was 12.30 by the time I could finally step out into the sun and queue for a taxi.

19.21


SpanAir JK 031 Barcelona - Copenhagen 27 October 2008
Had checked in online, so was able to go directly to security. According to the monitors, the flight was on time, so I was happily going about my window shopping until 18.00 when it was time for boarding (Scheduled for 18.35), when the monitor changed estimated time of departure to 19.21. Who do they think they are kidding: 21! Please!